It’s not often that I actually laugh out loud at jokes, but this one hit my sense of humour sweet spot perfectly:
An accordion player is driving home late one night after playing a concert. He’s tired and hungry so he stops at an all-night diner for a bite to eat.
Halfway through his meal he realizes that although he locked his car doors, his accordion is in the back seat, in plain sight!
He rushes out to his vehicle but he is too late. The windows are already smashed and someone has thrown in two more accordions.